Scott Fish Bowl 360: Sex Panther Division

Welcome to the greatest division of all, the Sex Panther Division of the Anchorman Conference (note: in name only).

Sex Panther Division

Links to the interviews:

Rob Leath — Dynasty League Football
Justin Lonero — Fantasy Football Beasthouse
Jake Ciely — FNTSY Sports Network
Brian Quinlan — Football Savages
Ryan Dinkelman — Freelance
Michael Pichan — Freelance
Mathew Zozula — High Stakes Player
Nate Wenneker — RotoWeekly
Jon Kelly — Your FF Coach
Geronimo Colon — Fan
Michael Bond — Fan
Josh Baden — Fan

To see all the divisions, check out the Scott Fish Bowl 360 page.

Rob Leath — Dynasty League Football

Can you give me a two-sentence introduction to your fantasy football “personna”? Feel free to include your Twitter handle.

I started playing fantasy football at the age of 12, hovering over our commissioner’s shoulder during Civics class to determine if I won that week as he calculated scores using the Minneapolis Star Tribune. My fantasy lifestyle has evolved a bit since then, with developmental dynasty leagues becoming my true passion.

Who in your division do you want to take down the most?

I don’t know anyone in my division very well, which eliminates any personal grievances I may have with them. I’ll pick The Street Free Agent, since their Twitter avatar is the most intimidating. [Zach note: If by “intimidating” you mean “drunk”, yes.]

What kind of “strategery” do you plan to employ during this unusual QB flex draft?

Much like every draft I am in, I am sure I will collect 9-10 receivers before I even look at another position. I abhor sensible drafts and eschew pragmatism.

What is one non-fantasy football talent that would shock and awe the rest of the league?

I live less than a mile from Scott Fish, and stole the East Dillon football team prank of slowly filling his yard with toothpicks until it is no longer a functioning area.

Justin Lonero — Fantasy Football Beasthouse

Can you give me a two-sentence introduction to your fantasy football “personna”? Feel free to include your Twitter handle.

[Zach note: Justin is on Twitter.]

Who in your division do you want to take down the most?

[Zach note: Justin likes shrimp.]

What kind of “strategery” do you plan to employ during this unusual QB flex draft?

Hey now! I plan to employ a draft consisting of balance at every position. Despite the 2-QB concept, I think QB value still can be had late.

What is one non-fantasy football talent that would shock and awe the rest of the league?

I am a huge reggae buff

Jake Ciely — FNTSY Sports Network

Can you give me a two-sentence introduction to your fantasy football “personna”? Feel free to include your Twitter handle.

I’m the Ben Affleck of Fantasy sports. No, I don’t cheat… I’m just awesome and everyone hates me for it. I also love the similarities to poker, hence @allinkid. Been writing for 15-plus years and now the Senior Writer and talent at RotoExperts.com and Fantasy Sports Network.

Who in your division do you want to take down the most?

There are other people in my division? Pfft. No special attention here. I’ll take them all out with reckless abandon.

What kind of “strategery” do you plan to employ during this unusual QB flex draft?

I treat them very closely to a 2QB league. After all, why sacrifice the upside of a second quarterback? Even a stud RB or WR doesn’t score as much as a mediocre QB regularly.

What is one non-fantasy football talent that would shock and awe the rest of the league?

I would say poker, but everyone knows that. I would say being awesome at everything, but everyone knows I think that and doesn’t believe me anyway. So, I’ll say being able to watch three different games on my TVs, hold a conversation with my friends and still tweet all at the same time. Try to tell me women are the better multi-taskers… go ahead.

Brian Quinlan — Football Savages

Can you give me a two-sentence introduction to your fantasy football “personna”? Feel free to include your Twitter handle.

I get drunk and make bold statements based on questionable statistics, limited facts and hearsay, so i guess you could say I’m just like all the other experts out there saying things to drown out the unbearable silence that allows my inner most thoughts to bubble to the surface of my brain.

Who in your division do you want to take down the most?

Have you seen my division? It’s obvious that I’m the one everyone will be gunning for. Jake Ciely doesn’t even spell his name right. His real name is Jack but he misspelled it in grade school and it stuck. Fucking everyone gets a ribbon generation is what it is. Every time i read Justin Lonero’s name i just want to call him Justin Boner – oh. I think Michael Pichan is a Jets fan so I’m honestly rooting for him cause it’s good when people with disabilities do well in life. As of this response Dinkleman has been OTC for 2 hours so i hope he loses.

What kind of “strategery” do you plan to employ during this unusual QB flex draft?

My goal will be to make every pick while drinking and/or drunk. I will also attempt to set my pre-draft lists while blackout hammered so that when the email comes I’ll be just as surprised as everyone about my selection.

What is one non-fantasy football talent that would shock and awe the rest of the league?

I can make a perfectly cooked 3 minute egg in 5 minutes.

Ryan Dinkelman — Freelance

Can you give me a two-sentence introduction to your fantasy football “personna”? Feel free to include your Twitter handle.

I bet on contrarian plays based on solid analysis and game theory. Dogma in Fantasy Football leads to failure. (@RyanDFF)

Who in your division do you want to take down the most?

While taking down high stakes players like @thestreetfa or @tangoandcashff would be satisfying, taking down Jake Ciely is an opportunity few get. That means I must take advantage.

What kind of “strategery” do you plan to employ during this unusual QB flex draft?

My strategy was to play it safe early with guys like Dez, Matt Ryan, and Alfred Morris, then follow with high upside guys in the later rounds. My team looks dreadful. 2 of my top 7 picks are going to miss significant time. Ugh. I want a mulligan.

What is one non-fantasy football talent that would shock and awe the rest of the league?

My arms bend to where I can get both behind my back at the same time.

Michael Pichan — Freelance

Mathew Zozula — High Stakes Player

Nate Wenneker — RotoWeekly

Jon Kelly — Your FF Coach

Can you give me a two-sentence introduction to your fantasy football “personna”? Feel free to include your Twitter handle.

Lead Fantasy Football writer for YourFantasyFootballCoach.com. I play too much DFS and you can find me on twitter @Jon_Kelly_. [Zach note: You and “_JohnDuckworth_” lead Twitter in underscore confusion.]

Who in your division do you want to take down the most?

Well, I am pretty good friends with Justin Lonero and Matt (TangoCash) so it would be pretty fun to beat them both!

What kind of “strategery” do you plan to employ during this unusual QB flex draft?

My strategy coming into the draft was to basically to take what was given to me by the other players in the league and not get screwed at the QB position like last year!

What is one non-fantasy football talent that would shock and awe the rest of the league?

I have a J-Williams like crossover on the Basketball court and I would challenge any of my league-mates in a 1vs 1 game!!!

Geronimo Colon — Fan

Michael Bond — Fan

Josh Baden — Fan

Can you give me a two-sentence introduction to your fantasy football “personna”? Feel free to include your Twitter handle.

Just an eager beaver who gives a dam. Fair trade is important in things other than coffee and tea.

Who in your division do you want to take down the most?

I’m gunnin for all 11 other owners.

What kind of “strategery” do you plan to employ during this unusual QB flex draft?

“Do I really look like a guy with a plan? You know what I am? I’m a dog chasing cars. I wouldn’t know what to do with one if I caught it! You know, I just, do things.”

What is one non-fantasy football talent that would shock and awe the rest of the league?

I can easily fold a map, even in high winds.

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